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  • Tales of the Mundane Vol. 2

    Thursday, Sept. 13, 2018 Local Elementary School serving as Polling Place 7:42am Voting Booth Worker: Excuse me! Hello! Are you the woman on TV with the car? Me: Um…? Who? Voting Booth Worker: The woman from TV! It’s a commercial and the lady says, “look at this car” and then you go “ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!” Me: Oh,…

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  • Tales of the Mundane Vol. 1

    Monday, Sept. 10, 2018 Midtown office building 5:33pm Fire Marshall over PA: We’re going to be doing a few tests on the fire alarm system here in the building so please ignore any and all audio and visual signals you may see. 5:36pm **man engulfed in flames frantically runs through the office screaming** **everyone in office…

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  • Hello. It’s Me. Are You Lonely?

    Ah. My inaugural post. The one that will (unlikely) lead many of the tens of you who have stumbled here to decide if this is a blog that you will continue to frequent or if closing out of your browser completely makes the most sense at this stage. Many of you have likely already left.…

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