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Category: Thoughts on Some Things

  • Do I Have Something On My Face?

    The other week I had a moment where I went to rub my nose only to feel a thin, hardened line of confusion dancing across the weird protruding part of my nose or “tip” as ones who are more versed in human anatomy call it. A crusted booger. No doubt about it. As it was…

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  • I Don’t Need to See This Shit On Dating Profiles Anymore

    I’ll fight you if I see this foolery on your profile. Jk. I’ll keep swiping as I’m far too passive for alladat… Unless you sexy then none of this applies. Just toss them pics up and I WILL make myself right at home in your dms. ‘Sup. Ahhh, le online dating. A way to allow…

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  • Hello. It’s Me. Are You Lonely?

    Ah. My inaugural post. The one that will (unlikely) lead many of the tens of you who have stumbled here to decide if this is a blog that you will continue to frequent or if closing out of your browser completely makes the most sense at this stage. Many of you have likely already left.…

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