Category: Thoughts on Some Things
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Ask any person pursuing some sort of creative endeavor what the hardest part of the project was and without fail the statement, “getting started” while find its way into the conversation. You have the ideas. You know what you want to do. You may even know how you want to do it, but something about…
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A good deal of life is walking around wondering, “Is this normal?” I like to lay in bed stark naked and pretend to make snow angels while my dog softly paws at the bedroom door because she can sense some interesting human behaviors are afoot and wants to stare at me with that cocked head…
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You’re definitely going to judge me on this one and frankly, it’s warranted. I’m probably in the minority here, but I find a weird, calming sense of camaraderie when pooping in a public toilet next to a stranger. Let me flush that out. You’re right. That was a shitty pun. Ok. That was the last…
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I refuse to believe this adulthood thing we all heard so much about is supposed to be so… unfulfilling. We obtain these expensive pieces of paper to show employers that we’re “smart,” but they really don’t prove anything in terms of ability, skill, or talent. Most degrees aren’t even relevant to the jobs we ultimately…
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Yeah you read that correctly. That felt nice to type. It’s even more comforting looking at that phrase. I’m. Over. New. York. 🙂 Lately, I’ve found myself completely disenchanted with this “city of dreams if you can make it here you can make it anywhere hey I’m walking here I think the bodega cat gave…
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I don’t know when it happened, but all of it sudden it seems like we’re in a competition to see who is “the busiest.” I can’t recall even making myself eligible for this contest. Now, every time I talk to one of my friends, I find the discussion quickly turning into a “mirror, mirror on…
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There isn’t enough time in the day to achieve my dreams. That’s all. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk! I’m kidding. I have more to say than that. It’s horribly cliché, but it’s true: there really isn’t enough time in the day to accomplish everything. If I want to squeeze in: going to the…
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Granted, I’m not even 30 yet (just two months away from officially not knowing any of you selfie taking, oversharing, Tik Tok making kids anymore. I will be joining Brie and the girls on Wednesday at the corner table for a 2pm glass of sauvignon blanc post Soul Cycle while we see how many times…
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Not pictured: My puckered anus in an attempt to not release my bowels. I recently met my favorite celebrity: the icon and legend, Mariah Carey. I’ll pause for a moment to allow you to gather yourself from the floor and resume a normal pace of breathing. Good? No, no. Take your time. Ok? Wonderful. We’ll…