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Category: Tales of the Mundane

  • Literature

    Sometimes I read books that are smarter than me. I do not feel smarter for having completed them. I feel dumber for not understanding. That is all.

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  • Tales of the Mundane, Vol. 3

    September 24, 2018 6:17pm Midtown Coworker: Ugh. I can’t wait to get home. Where did you say you live again? Financial District? Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa **sprouts wings** ** flies into a street light** **falls to the street and bleeds from ears** Coworker (to my lifeless body crumpled at an intersection): Have a good rest of your night!

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  • Tales of the Mundane Vol. 2

    Thursday, Sept. 13, 2018 Local Elementary School serving as Polling Place 7:42am Voting Booth Worker: Excuse me! Hello! Are you the woman on TV with the car? Me: Um…? Who? Voting Booth Worker: The woman from TV! It’s a commercial and the lady says, “look at this car” and then you go “ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!” Me: Oh,…

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  • Tales of the Mundane Vol. 1

    Monday, Sept. 10, 2018 Midtown office building 5:33pm Fire Marshall over PA: We’re going to be doing a few tests on the fire alarm system here in the building so please ignore any and all audio and visual signals you may see. 5:36pm **man engulfed in flames frantically runs through the office screaming** **everyone in office…

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