Category: An Exercise in Creativity
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The art of brevity is not lost on me. Thanks.
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Sometimes I read books that are smarter than me. I do not feel smarter for having completed them. I feel dumber for not understanding. That is all.
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My grandma and I have taken to having weekly phone forums about politics and the goings-on in the world. Occasionally, we’ll kiki two or three times a week if the political tea is extra hot. The week you-know-who got you-know-what after months of downplaying a pandemic was an especially great week for not only Grandma…
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June 8, 2019 8:47am FROM: Human Resources (hr@wedohrthings.com) TO: P (p@genericcompanyemail.com) cc: COMPANY ALL (everybodyatthefuckingcompany@genericcompanyemail.com) SUBJECT: Congratulations to P on 1 Year at Our Generic Company! Dear P, We’d like to thank you for one year of dedicated and committed service to our company. Your fortitude and persistence have not gone unnoticed. We look forward…
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Well, it’s Tuesday, which naturally means a group of women, minorities, and/or someone from the LGBTQ community is offended by a product or sexual harassment or something you or your company has done that you can’t recall. Now, you, a powerful white man (!!!!!), have found your well-funded startup, of which the actual business purpose…
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I just passed an acapella group in front of Neiman’s in coordinated red and green velvet pants and I didn’t find myself using strangers as human shields to avoid accidentally making eye contact with the token beatboxing black guy who went to an Ivy League and exclusively dates white women now (it’s always that one)…
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It was a Hump Day like all the rest with the exception of the one 6 weeks prior, when Luke was fired after it was discovered that he was using his lunch breaks to feverishly masturbate in the handicapped stall. Well, it wasn’t so much that he was masturbating at work, which was a bit…
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With the close of another quarter upon us once again, it is with the most exuberant and loving of hearts that I give you a dash of what’s been going on in my world with the Season of Deborah Quarterly newsletter! Yay! I’ll start with the big news, which I’m sure you all have heard…