September 24, 2018

6:17pm

Midtown

Coworker: Ugh. I can’t wait to get home. Where did you say you live again? Financial District?

Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

**sprouts wings**

** flies into a street light**

**falls to the street and bleeds from ears**

Coworker (to my lifeless body crumpled at an intersection): Have a good rest of your night!