Tales of the Mundane Vol. 1

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Monday, Sept. 10, 2018

Midtown office building

5:33pm

Fire Marshall over PA: We’re going to be doing a few tests on the fire alarm system here in the building so please ignore any and all audio and visual signals you may see.

5:36pm

**man engulfed in flames frantically runs through the office screaming**

**everyone in office continues working**

5:37pm

Fire Marshall: And that concludes our testing. Thank you for your cooperation.

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